See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
that sign is so accurate right now it’s scary
Brooke. Pennsylvania. 18.
"Date a boy who makes you happy, but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards. Date him when he sees that you’re hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a handprint spreading across your consciousness, marry him only if he can make you smile even while you’re gross sobbing. The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gauge of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting."- The Right Man You Should Date or Marry (via malifecnt)
"- M.K., Katrina (via finegoodsandfinefolks)
I will bruise your lips,
and scar your knees
and love you too hard.
I will destroy you
in the most beautiful way possible.
And when I leave,"
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people.